THE FUNNY THREAD...I think.

Posted September 03 2012 - 05:11 PM

This is what happens when I'm bored. :<

So, one time, I was eating pizza at a friend's house. She had this shaker, which I thought was Parmesan cheese. I love me some cheese, so I literally dumped the whole shaker onto my pizza. As I was a few centimeters away from taking a big chomp out of that pizza, my friend stopped me.

"WAIT! THAT'S SALTTT!"

I gave it a dumb look, and everyone started to stare at me. I stared back, and finally my friend's mom took the pizza from my plate.

"No." She said.

She went to the sink and tried to wash the salt off, and my friend's sister boyfriend was like, "How much did she pu--WHOA GIRL! YOU REALLY LIKE YOUR SALT!"

All the while I'm shrinking in a corner while everyone's laughing at me.

So, as I let you guys enjoy this horrible moment in my life, I will go eat dinner.

And I want you to fill out this meme. NOW.

Spoiler

Rimi

Posted September 03 2012 - 05:29 PM

Once I was half asleep during lunch at school (high school). I was taking a nap on my friends purpose and she wanted to find something in it. A tiny bottle of breath spray fell out and she said I should take it in case my breath stunk from sleeping. So I did.

Turns out it was perfume.

I kicked her ass.

Koko

Posted September 03 2012 - 05:30 PM

Ew. That must have tasted horrible. Why didn't you check to make sure? D:

Baby Joe

Posted September 03 2012 - 05:47 PM

This is what happens when I'm bored. :<

So, one time, I was eating pizza at a friend's house. She had this shaker, which I thought was Parmesan cheese. I love me some cheese, so I literally dumped the whole shaker onto my pizza. As I was a few centimeters away from taking a big chomp out of that pizza, my friend stopped me.

"WAIT! THAT'S SALTTT!"

I gave it a dumb look, and everyone started to stare at me. I stared back, and finally my friend's mom took the pizza from my plate.

"No." She said.

She went to the sink and tried to wash the salt off, and my friend's sister boyfriend was like, "How much did she pu--WHOA GIRL! YOU REALLY LIKE YOUR SALT!"

All the while I'm shrinking in a corner while everyone's laughing at me.

So, as I let you guys enjoy this horrible moment in my life, I will go eat dinner.

And I want you to fill out this meme. NOW.
Spoiler

You should have had your Salt Repellent Bat Spray.

And I don't understand the meme.

Koko

Posted September 03 2012 - 05:50 PM

Oh, you just write out your reactions to the character. But I think it's too small to see. Sorry about that. I butchered it. D:

Baby Joe

Posted September 03 2012 - 06:08 PM

Well, I think they're sorta cute.....I don't really have an opinion on them.

Cam

Posted September 03 2012 - 06:18 PM

We're on embarassing stories? Once, i finished all the solid parts of a bowl of soup before i realized i was using a fork, and all the liquid was still there.

Rimi

Posted September 03 2012 - 06:20 PM

Ew. That must have tasted horrible. Why didn't you check to make sure? D:

I see you missed the half asleep part.

Koko

Posted September 03 2012 - 07:17 PM

Haha, soup. XD

Oh right. Duh. *pinches myself*

Embarrassing stories ARE funny so...yeah. XD

Saiga

#10

Posted September 03 2012 - 07:53 PM

I can't think of any funny stories to tell that would be funny to anyone but me and my IRL friends.

I mean, there are certain phrases that will crack me up every time I see them... but no one else would find them funny but Rimi maybe. I have too many inside jokes.

Rimi

#11

Posted September 03 2012 - 07:56 PM

I can't think of any funny stories to tell that would be funny to anyone but me and my IRL friends.

I mean, there are certain phrases that will crack me up every time I see them... but no one else would find them funny but Rimi maybe. I have too many inside jokes.

Hey man. I love those stairs.

Saiga

#12

Posted September 03 2012 - 08:02 PM

Hey man. I love those stairs.

You. Shut up. :x

Koko

#13

Posted September 03 2012 - 08:08 PM

What about stairs?

Speaking of stairs. I've tripped up the stairs and down the stairs multiple times.

Like one time, I heard my parents had brought home boba. So I hurried down the stairs, forgot i was wearing socks, slipping and fell on my butt on the tiles.

It freaking hurt.

And tripping up the stairs...I was in a hurry to get my iPod, and I slipped going up and fell on my front.

It hurt as well.

Saiga

#14

Posted September 03 2012 - 08:16 PM

I guess I could explain it.

When I was still in high school, I used to get online and goof off on a forum me and Rimi go to (the one where we met, in fact) or talk on IMs during class. This particular incident happened while I was in drafting class. Drafting is basically drawing, except you're not doing art. You're drawing house plans and stuff like that. Anyway, that day in class we were drawing stairs, except I was on my iPod on the forum, or talking to Rimi on IMs or something. Something funny was said online, and I starting laughing in class. The teacher asked me what was funny, I told him that stairs were funny. I then made the mistake of telling Rimi what I told my teacher. And now, for reasons I don't even know, if someone says something about stairs and I'm not really paying attention or expecting it, I might laugh.